$47.

Less than half the price of one of those so-called “dates” you won’t even need anymore.

$47 to never have to “impress” a woman you’re just getting to know by showing her you can afford to take her to Applebees.

Only buy dinners for your girlfriend(s) and women who are regularly doing the Mattress Macarena with you.

Here’s your ticket to Moist Pink Abundance